After a long night of making love, the guy notices a photo of another man, on the woman’s nightstand. He nervously asks, “Is this your husband?” “No, silly,” she replies. “Your boyfriend, then?” he continues. “No, not at all,” she says. “Is it your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured. “No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she answers. “Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands. She whispers in his ear, “That’s me before the surgery.
i can’t breathe
We really are.
When people say stupid things.
gotta love cyanide and happiness
oh the laffs oh the laffs…